Me Me Me: My eclectic Top 10 of 2011

1) Dawlish

What to many might be a boring seaside town in Devon, Dawlish has meant more to me in 2011 than anything else.

I lost my mum back in 2006 and, understandably, my dad hasn’t been the same since. One of the big issues was the family home, which he and my mum had moved into together in the ’60s. When they moved into it, South Harrow was a thriving suburb far from the hustle and bustle of central London. Now it’s a grim, fetid overspill with no character, no prospects and no chance.

My parents had talked about moving, but never gotten around to it. Once my mum passed away, it got even worse - my dad hated Harrow, the road, even the house; but his ties ran so deep it made it impossible to let go. While deep down he wanted to move, it was made harder by not really having a particular place he wanted to go.

Step in his friends Hazel and Gordon, who had moved to Dawlish. After many visits to them in the last few years, much to many peoples’ surprise (I always had faith), he finally took the plunge and headed to the coast. Helping him settle in and seeing the instant change in him has made my year.

Zoe and me spent Christmas with him there and it was a lovely, relaxed time (she loves the place too) - there’s simply no comparison to the shit heap that is Harrow now. While I’ll miss my London bolt hole on gig nights, and don’t particularly relish the five-plus hour train trips, I couldn’t be happier for him. Harrow, the Marlings have left the building.

Plus, I’ve caught up with old uni friend Mark, who lives near Exeter, and who’s blog No Crowdsurfing is well worth checking out.

2) Pop Will Eat Itself, Oxford

I won’t blather on about the show - I did enough of that here already. In truth, it wasn’t the greatest gig ever - small crowd, a handful of familiar faces, no support etc etc. But it wasn’t the show itself that puts it up here - it’s that the Poppies are BACK.

3) The basics (work, home, the pub, gaming)

This is going to sound vomit worthy to many, but another hugely important part of 2011 for me were the things that fill in the gaps between all those big events. While there have been a few crappy bits, overall I’ve been very lucky this year.

I’m really happy in my flat with my lady, work is enjoyable, I’m not in debt (bar the stinking mortgage), I have a great pub/friends/social life close to home and my hobbies (gigging, board games etc) are keeping me jolly and sane. You just can’t put a price on this and long may it all continue. Yeah yeah, I know.

4) Old friends

Alongside Beautiful Days (below), 2011 was a good year (once more) for getting out and reliving my well spent youth with other old folk. There were awesome crusty old gigs such as Carter, Stuffies, and Dolittle, with Loudon Wainwright III at the De La Warr Pavillion in sunny Bexhill another big highlight (back in May).

There were also some lovely celebrations and get togethers (Ian Ware’s 40th in Guildford, Lauren and Barney’s wedding in Cambridge, coming second in the Hatchenders Fantasy Football in London). Cheers to you all, you fast greying mother fuckers.

5) New York

I was going to do a blog about my trip to New York in October, but just didn’t get round to it. I think that because it was second trip to the city, that tourism wasn’t our main reason for going (it was the lovely wedding of the equally lovely Paul Goodwin and Annie Dressner) and that I didn’t do much ‘new’ stuff it just didn’t really feel very blog worthy.

That said, it was a fantastic trip. Unless you really (and I mean really) hate cities, you have to visit New York at some point - and for at least a week. From the big obvious sites to just hanging out, eating and exploring, it’s a unique, exciting and exhilarating place to be that has a completely different feel from other capital cities, as well as other places I’ve visited in America.

New for me this time was going into the Guggenheim (quite a bit of which was closed, unfortunately, but it was still a great museum), the M&M Store (what…?) and the brilliantly conceived and executed High Line Park (a part of the overhead train line transformed into a walkway/garden). Sadly no sport this time though.

But Central Park, the Empire State, Time Square, the Statue of Liberty - all were just as great the second time as they had been the first. And then there’s the delis, the shopping, Peter Luger’s steak house (oh my…), walking over the Brooklyn Bridge, even Grand Central Station. Good times.

Also, there’s something special about going to a fabulous place you know a little bit about with someone that hasn’t been before (it was Zoe’s first trip). And as an added bonus it gave me a chance to catch up with old friend Claudia, which was lovely (if too short).

6) The New Forest

Possibly my favourite place to be in the world, trips to the New Forest, Hampshire are always a highlight of my year. This one was Zoe’s first proper holiday there since childhood, even though it was only a long weekend, and we had a fantastic time walking, relaxing and eating/drinking nice grub/booze. And all thanks to Tesco vouchers/New Forest Hotels (we stayed at the Beaulieu, which was great).

While its simply raw beauty is enough to beguile most people, along with the ponies/pigs/deer/gawd knows what else running free, it holds a lot more for me. Some of my best childhood memories are born here, while the grandparents I stayed with back then are now scattered there (as is my favourite dog ever, TJ’s springer Luna).

I fully plan to head there again in 2012, so will properly bore you rigid about it then (if you’re good).

7) The Cambridge Folk Festival

Not a vintage year, but certainly an improvement on the last two (which were a bit disappointing musically, despite a few outstanding performances).

We had a great camp set up, with Zoe and me joined by Yvonne (her last folkie before moving to New Zealand), Morph and Davina (their first full weekend), plus the old school Swedish contingent (Janne and Staffan).

The Cambridge Folk Festival itself is like an old jumper now. This was my 18th in a row and the ninth year I’d written the programme notes, and it’s nice to know where everything is, who’s doing what where etc. And it has a lovely atmosphere, plus nice toilets (hey, I’m getting on a bit now).

Musically there were some great moments. Highlights for me were Richard Thompson, Frank Turner, James Vincent McMorrow, Orkestra del Sol, The Spooky Men’s Chorale, Brian McNeill, Katzenjammer and Hobo Jones & The Junkyard Dogs. Not much folk, admittedly, but good times aplenty.

8) Beautiful Days Festival

For atmosphere and a good camping crew, this was every bit the equal of Cambridge. There were some brilliant musical moments too, with Carter USM, Levellers, PWEI, Stereo MCs and I Am Kloot topping up their pensions with gusto. Special mention for comedian Bob Mills too - silly, rude and very, very funny man.

It’s in a beautiful part of the world and with the exception of the stupid bloody hills and a bit of slightly dodgy health on my part, Beautiful Days was a great festival. Cheers to Gary and Alex, Ian and Lauren, Duffield and Sally, Steve, Ben and Steve for a cracking weekend.

I’d certainly go again, but will be holding out on the line-up to see if it’ll tempt me. With a trip to Greece already booked, a hankering to do the Essen Games Fair this year, a pull towards Goteborg after a year off and the Cambridge Folk Festival work in the bag again for 2012, the line-up is going to have to be pretty special.

9) Barcelona

This was a work trip, taken on my own, but hey - it was still Barcelona. It was my third visit, the second for Mobile World Congress (MWC), but the city has lost none of its majesty over time; in fact it now vies with Prague and Stockholm as my favourite European city.

Barcelona has an awful lot going for it. Alongside the sea and the Mediterranean attitude common among many places in this part of the world, Barcelona has architectural and artistic highs that perfectly suit my tastes, alongside an enviable night life and restaurant scene.

I stayed in an OK hotel, close enough to my favourite little bar (Alsur Cafe) and the metro to make me feel like I was at home. MWC is a massive telecoms conference, and daunting at first, but second time around it wasn’t quite so manic. I felt confident, got some good work done and generally felt at ease, if crazily busy.

Unfortunately I managed to get ill so couldn’t really enjoy the trip as much as I’d have liked, but just being in Barcelona for a week was enough to get the trip onto this list. Again, I’m signed up for 2012, so I’ll blog properly on it around February/March time.

10) The future

Again, a bit naff perhaps, but I’m genuinely looking forward to the new year. As mentioned above trips to Barcelona and Greece, plus maybe my first trip to Germany and a return to Goteborg, are all on the cards; Dawlish is a new quick break destination, while we’ve enough Tesco vouchers for another New Forest break; plus a new year’s resolution should see me make trips to a few friends who I’d really like to catch up with.

2011 has seen several good friends getting more into board games, with others a possibility, so expanding that hobby to more people, rather than adding a lot more games, is something else I’m looking forward to. As for music, Pop Will Eat Itself for two weeks in March is ON - everything else will be a bonus.

Work looks like it might throw up some interesting challenges, while as long as things in the flat don’t fall to bits all should be stable on the home front (fingers/toes etc crossed). Here’s to 2012 - bring it on!

Highly commended

There were so many great one-off nights out such as MJ Hibbett in Cambridge, Weakerthans in Camden and Supercross at The O2 which came really close to the list.

It would also be remiss not to mention fantastic gigs featuring Half Man Half Biscuit; Chris T-T; Wave Pictures & Pony Collaboration; Blancmange; Tellison; Hadouken!; Adam Ant; Rival Schools; Gary Numan, and Jeffrey Lewis.

… and finally, four wooden spoons

It wasn’t all good. Alongside some truly frustrating problems with the flat (boiler failures, power cuts, broadband nightmares) there were a lot of bad days too, with these things being the cause of the worst of them.

1) Football

I’ve been an Arsenal fan forever. I chose at 11, and I’m stuck with them. It’s the law. But I just don’t feel part of it any more - the prices, the players who don’t care, the club that cares even less. A part from being in my DNA, Arsenal and I have nothing in common.

Yet, thanks to the stinking Premiership and the FA, those stupid wages and player fees have trickled right through the system so that I expect I’d be charged £10 to watch a bunch of fat greengrocers have a kick about on Hackney Marshes on a Sunday afternoon (or even worse Peterborough United). More anon.

2) Ciarafest

I’ve really enjoyed being a part of the Ciarafest gigs over the years. But since Midway Still really took the piss in December 2010 I’ve been needing something to get my heart back into it. Sadly, that hasn’t happened.

Ciarafest 16, back in May, was almost brilliant. Emily Barker & Gill Sandell, The Travis Waltons, Liam Dullaghan anf SH Davison (from Tellison) all put on great shows, but I flogged away as hard as I could to get things going and still hardly anyone showed (in comparison to previous gigs).

I hope it won’t have been the last one, but with things not looking hopeful with the co-organiser I don’t really know where it’s going, if anywhere. Fingers crossed that 2012 will see a renaissance, but I won’t be holding my breath.

3) Online gaming

This should be a topic for a lengthier post, so I won’t stay on this too long. But my god, what a terrible year in MMORPGs. Rift? Shit. Star Wars? Shit. That was it; two derivative games lacking any real innovation or imagination. It speaks volumes that Mine Craft (a cheap ass bedroom project with more ideas than the other two games put together) took way more column inches than either of those titles.

All I hope is that Secret Worlds becomes at least half the game it’s promising to be (that alone should be worth the entrance fee), while the likes of rift and Star Wars are pulled - pushing the industry into some hard decisions, and hopefully down some more interesting avenues.

4) Happy apathy

And finally (promise), there was the apathy that being happy allows to creep in; that “let’s just stay in” conversation that sees so many opportunities - especially to see new bands - pass by.

While it’s born out of good feelings, my biggest regrets of 2011 are not seeing enough music while putting on a bit of weight. So, 2012, bring it on - more gigs, less pies. Awesome.

Have your Big Yoga Muffin and Eat it: Dolittle live at The Fighting Cocks 2011

Of all the early 90s indie CDs I own (and believe me, it’s a lot…) Eat’s ‘Epicure’ is one of those I still play a lot. It’s on my iPod too and there’s not a track on it that ever gets skipped.

Sadly the follow-up album never materialised and as the horrible UK indie musical wasteland that was the mid/late 90s dawned, with all that Blur vs Oasis nonsense and little else, my musical interests began to wander as the old guard collapsed in on itself.

When Pop Will Eat Itself briefly reformed in 2005, I met a lot of people I hadn’t seen for a decade; kit-baggers from the Levs, Stuffies, Poppies, Neds and EMF. It signalled the start of a great renaissance in gig going thanks to a bunch of bands doing one off shows and reignited my passion for a lot of old favourites.

There have been some cracking gigs since, with ‘4 for Wiz‘ probably the highlight, but despite other great shows from The Wonder Stuff, EMF, Cud, Levellers and more, discovering Dolittle was probably the second best outcome of it all.

After Eat split, frontman Ange Dolittle dipped into a couple of musical projects (namely Weknowwhereyoulive and Big Yoga Muffin) that passed under most peoples’ radars, before (unbeknown to me) forming Dolittle.

And so I find myself in The Fighting cocks in Kingston for what has become an annual pilgrimage to deepest South London.

While a more central location would be preferable, we’re just happy to be here at all after last year’s show was snowed off. And in fairness, ‘the Cocks’ is a cracking little pub: nothing says ROCK like a leopard skin pool table and a sign announcing ‘Our house wine is Jagermeister’.

With the help of ‘Mr G’ (guitars), Rich (bass) and a drum machine, Ange has re-imagined a bunch of favourites from all three bands that works surprisingly well, despite their disparate beginnings. What you get beautifully represents the songs you once loved, but is very much a thing in its own right.

Because, a lot of the time, it’s all about the lyrics. It’s not that Ange particularly speaks to me - to be honest, most of the time i haven’t got a clue what he’s going on about (which might well be a good thing). But the lyrics run the gamut from comedy couplets to heart wrenching honesty in pretty much every track.

And, better still, the whole thing is delivered completely without pretension. This isn’t about reverence and detachment; the band are in the pub chatting all evening and enjoying themselves as you would in your local. this is about celebrating music from both sides of the venue, the stage and the floor.

In truth though, the same can be said of most of the indie bands of that era: Miles had been in the local pub pre-gig the night before at The Wonder Stuff, for example. There’s a mutual respect that I guess comes with time and, I guess, age.

Tonight, as usual, Dolittle are supreme. Self-deprecating, highly amusing, enthusiastic and musically on the money, it’s a great show (broken in half by the traditional fag break). And while old Eat favourites tend to swim to the top for me (‘Epicure’, ‘Shame’, ‘Bleed Me White’ and more), there are so many highlights.

Big Yoga Muffin’s ‘Tragedies of Life’ and ‘Me and Libby’ plus WKWYL’s ‘Confessions of a Thug’ are also highlights, but tonight, as always, ‘Don’t Wanna Go Out Like Presley’ is the track that really stays with me; passion and pathos in spades.

The night closes with a promise to do more gigs in 2012, and I hope to bring Dolittle back to Cambridge for a second show in the summer. But whether you want to catch up with these bands again live, or just to remember the good times, I’d highly recommend joining the fortunate few and checking them out (linked above).

What makes it all the more remarkable was how nice an evening it was despite half the audience being horrible hung over from The Wonder Stuff the night before (and for quite a few a couple of extra nights before that too). Not to mention the usual group of no-marks who decide to stand near the front, despite having no interest in the music, and talking loudly throughout. Nice to see Ange dedicate ‘It’s Not Much Fun Being Dumb’ to them though.

As an aside, Eat might well be the greatest word in indie. Seriously. Apart from, well, Eat, we’ve got Pop Will Eat Itself, Jimmy Eat World, Cymbals Eat Guitars, Eat Static… that’s a cracking gig right there. Eat Static on first, obviously, but the order beyond that? Tough one…

Thought I’d embed this too - made me giggle.

Miles apart: The One-der Stuff live at Shepherd’s Bush Empire 2011

Back in November I blogged about going to see Pop Will Eat Itself with just one original member. A month on, I’m blogging about another great grebo success story, The Wonder Stuff, and once again the story is the same.

Well, the outcome is the same: I’m on the balcony at the Shepherd’s Bush Empire watching original frontman Miles Hunt lead a band still called The Wonder Stuff despite the fact he’s the only original. But the road to this situation is very different.

While the Poppies have stuttered along with various members coming and going since they split in ’96, the Stuffies have been beset with two tragedies that saw original members Rob ‘Bass Thing’ Jones and drummer Martin Gilks sadly pass away. That just left Miles and guitarist Malcolm Treece (if you don’t count Martin ‘Fiddly’ Bell, who came on board in ’89 and parted company again in 2000).

The past few years have seen Miles and Malc making hay with anniversary tours or the band’s first two albums, ‘Eight Legged Groove Machine’ and ‘Hup’. But just weeks before third album ‘Never Loved Elvis’ rolled into town, the latest Miles and Malc bust-up put the shows in danger.

Luckily for Miles, and us, former Jesus Jones guitarist Jerry De Borg stepped into the breach to join the current line up of former Pop Will Eat Itself drummer Fuzz Townshend (they’re an incestuous lot, these Midlanders), long time Stuffs bassist Mark McCarthy and violinist Erica Nockalls and make it happen.

And yes, I was on the balcony. What can I say - Shepherd’s Bush Empire lets too many people in downstairs and I’ve seen The Wonder Stuff enough times to know it’s always rubbish up the front, so no biggy. As always I was right about the former - but tonight, no so the latter. Cracking view though.

The gig was fantastic. Miles has got his hair back, the crowd was right up for it and despite housing my least favourite single from the classic albums (‘Size of a Cow’) it was great to hear the likes of ‘Mission Drive’, ‘Inertia’, ‘Here Comes Everyone’ and ’38 Line Poem’.

The encore was awesome too - classic after classic played to a crowd that absolutely lapped it up. Oddly they’d had trouble shifting tickets, but you wouldn’t have known it from the reception they got. By the time ‘Don’t Let Me Down, Gently’ hit near the end, it was a sea of dancing right back to the sound desk - something I haven’t seen for a while. I think Zoe (my better half) enjoyed watching the mosh pit from above almost as much as listening to the band.

At the after show there was, of course, many mutterings about what will happen next. Was this the end of The Wonder Stuff? If rumours are to be believed (and they came from reliable sources), making these shows happen meant Miles etc could keep going as ‘the band’ - which may not have been possible if they’d been forced to cancel the shows. But would they?

the general impression seemed to be yes, mainly because it’s Miles. Whatever you may think of Mr Hunt, from his arrogance to his somewhat uninspiring solo material to date, he clearly absolutely loves getting up there and fronting the Stuffies. And, better still, he’s great at it too.

Sure, when Miles is singing ‘It’s Yer Money’ and ‘Give, Give, Give Me More, More, More’ he probably means every word. The Wonder Stuff keeps him in red wine and stops him having to get a proper job, after all. And why not? He’s written some truly breathtaking pop songs over the years, so why shouldn’t they earn him a living?

But that’s where things start to get a little foggy. I’m certainly not the only one that thinks Miles’ creative juices pretty much ran dry after ‘Never Loved Elvis’, so how far can you take a band (no matter who’s in it) that is surviving almost exclusively off of three albums written 20 years ago? Pop Will Eat Itself proved this year that you can make a new album in the spirit of the old ones that is worth the CDs its printed on. But I really don’t get the feeling Miles and co can do the same (although I hope I’m wrong).

So where does that leave The Wonder Stuff? Some think they should just plough the festival treadmill, taking the pay packets where they can and not over-egging the pudding - just add a few Christmas shows and the odd anniversary. It’s certainly worked for Carter USM this year, but that said it won’t pay the bills for a five-piece.

The other options are new material (which hasn’t really been working) or constant touring, but where would that end up? Friends at the last few shows before the Never Loved Elvis tour spoke of lacklustre gigs in front of poor crowds. That just leaves the ‘where are they now?’ tours, stuck on a bill with Chesney Hawkes and doing ‘Dizzy’… While Miles way want to keep things going, I’m sure the man has his dignity.

Which would seem to just leave sticking at the Miles and Erica duo that keeps him gigging at smaller venues all year round, but that again hasn’t really captured the imagination beyond a small following.

Wherever Miles decided to take The Wonder Stuff, tonight at Shepherd’s Bush Empire showed that people will come and that it will be a great show if the enthusiasm is still there. I for one hope they take the festival/occasional show route, but either way I’ll be showing up when Miles rolls into town. It may just be my money he’s after but hey, that’s entertainment.

(EDIT: Erica spelling typo - oops!)

Board game review: Ingenious

Ingenious is an abstract tile placement game. Players take turns to play pieces to a hexagonal board, accumulating points while attempting to limit opportunities for their opponents.

Each playing tile consists of two hexagons fused together on one side, in the same way you can view a domino as being two squares stuck side-by-side.

Also like dominoes, each end of an Ingenious tile has a value – but where in dominoes it’s a number, in Ingenious each end has one of six colours. But unlike dominoes when a player plays a tile to the board, they score points for the entire length of each coloured row they add it to, rather than just the adjoining tile.

So here’s the clever part. Each player records a separate score for each of these six colours on their player board as they go, but the eventual winner will be the person who has the highest score in their weakest colour at the end of the game. This means you’re constantly scanning your opponents’ scoring cards – as well as the board – to see how you can either boost your own poorly scoring colours, or cut off opportunities for your opponents to raise their weaker ones.

This elevates the game to one I would suggest, at the very least, is a must try for any gamer. Even if abstract games usually leave you cold, there’s a good chance this mechanic will be enough to make you want to add Ingenious to your collection, especially as it plays out in under an hour (you can try it online here).

There are several reasons Ingenious is one of my highest ranked games. Firstly, despite its simple nature, two games never really feel the same. There are 120 tiles in the bag and around 100 spaces on the board, making for thousands of combinations.

You simply can’t strategise too much as the board position is always changing, you’re picking tiles at random and you never know what your opponent has, meaning you may be playing right into their hands. This is impressive for a game that works with such simple basic pieces.

Secondly, it scales really well from two to four players and also has an enjoyable solo variant. Again, interestingly, the scaling doesn’t really change the way the game plays, but this is no hindrance to the enjoyment or longevity of the game – it’s the oldest game in my collection and I’m still always happy to play.

However, the best thing about Ingenious for me is the mid game tipping point that everything tends to hinge on. Early on you will probably be going all out for points across all colours, but as you enter the mid game and the board starts to fill, each player will have a eureka moment where they either realise one of their colours looks in trouble, or that their opponents are leaving it too late to bring one of their own colours up to an adequate score.

In my experience, the whole atmosphere of the game switches at that point, going from a relatively relaxed game to an incredibly tense one. Getting it right can be euphoric, especially against a strong opponent, while if the penny drops too late you can really feel your heart sink as the game begins to slip away. But even then a lucky tile draw or mistake by an opponent can let you in for what seemed like an unlikely victory.

Two great game elements tend to come into play here: blocking and changing your tiles. A good blocking move at the right time, shutting out a colour, can win you the game. It can also make another player realise they’ve missed that tipping point – it is hugely satisfying to see that dawn on an opponents face.

You can also swap out your entire ‘hand’ if you do not have a tile containing your current lowest scoring colour after you place a tile on the board. This rule tends to negate poor luck handing an opponent the game, as you can usually manoeuvre yourself into the position of restocking your tiles (and you don’t lose a turn doing it).

This mid-game moment can occasionally be a bit of a negative, especially if there is a difference in experience between players. A good player should always beat a new one, despite the randomness of drawing tiles from a bag, and getting the feeling mid game that you’re going to lose can get old pretty fast.

That said, it should only take a few defeats to realise what you’re doing wrong and there isn’t a huge gulf between experience and inexperience, as there is in some other abstract games such as Chess or Othello.

Once you’ve got the basics down you can quickly start to learn from your mistakes and from watching how others play.

The other problem some will have with Ingenious is lack of personality. I’m sure the only reason it doesn’t often hit the table with our group is that other games leave more of an impression, due to the story they tell or the theme they adopt. I find it interesting that abstract games which have what is considered a pasted on theme are often lambasted for just that.

I think with Ingenious though, it’s not precisely a lack of theme – it’s more a lack of personality in the production. There’s nothing wrong with the quality of the components, with a solid board and chunky plastic pieces. But it screams ‘high street store’ rather than ‘specialist games store’.

The game doesn’t need a back story, or names for the pieces, but a theme for the whole beyond ‘generic’ would help it earn a few more followers. Perhaps they could do a few new versions – simple mediaeval and space themes would probably shift a few more copies, as would a nice, classy wooden version. But this is really a minor quibble.

I play Ingenious because, despite its level of randomness, it offers what I consider one the best level tactical playing fields in board gaming. The switch of style mid game makes it feel like two very different challenges that hang beautifully together and getting this right is one of the best feelings I get playing games. Despite its lack of theme, I feel Ingenious is one of the best board games on the market.

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We fat bastards: Carter USM, live at Brixton Academy 2011

In the past, when trying to describe the joy of live football to someone who hasn’t been to a match (or at least a big game - you know, like Peterborough fans), I’ve used the analogy of a gig (because everyone I’ve spoken to has been to one of those - if not, I probably wouldn’t be talking to them).

At a gig, you’ve got a bunch of surging, chanting, raucous fans facing the band they love; let’s say, for example, Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine. It’s fun and exciting, but misses a certain edge - because they’re all on the same side. What if, on the other side of the stage, there was another band competing for the right to play - and their fans over the other side, supporting them? It’s that tension that makes live football so exciting on its day.

But this has nothing to do with anything. The only reason I bring it up is because, in terms of gigs, Carter fans are the Scotland, the Newcastle, the Liverpool, or whoever people are saying has the best fans this week. Going to a Carter gig is the closest you’re going to get to that football crowd atmosphere (although honourable mention to The Macc Lads of old and of course Half Man Half Biscuit).

I’m always up for a good sing-a-long. Well, I am if its at the top of my voice in a crowd of 5,000, drunk and happy on a Saturday night. And, as ever, neither Carter themselves or their ageing, tubby fan base disappoint.

I’ve long thought now that gig capacity should be decided on total mass, rather than a simple number of people the local fireman thinks can get out in a hurry if things go tits up. Seriously, if somewhere like the Shepherds Bush Empire went woosh with the likes of The Wonderstuff in town, we’d all be buggered - not so if it had been some foppish little teen band and their skinny, pubeless hangers on.

Not that I mind of course, except for the queues at the bar. There’s a really lovely atmosphere, lots of familiar faces and the buzz you get for a band that only plays once in a Harvey’s Bristol moon. And it’s at Brixton Academy, which never seems to crowded.

While we may not be much more grown up, we’re certainly older and a little wiser now - both band and fans know what’s expected and are happy in the knowledge it’s going to be a safe bet (it’s more honest too - they don’t pretend to split up after every show, only to pop up again the following year like The Cure).

Carter were in their pomp almost 20 years ago, but still we come in the knowledge that there will be no terrible comeback album, no new members, no reworking of old favourites - we’re going to get the hits on a DAT tape plus some jokes and some swearing and some singing - plus some flashy lights. Marvellous.

Not only that, but we were treated to The Frank and Walters and The Sultans of Ping. Thankfully too they were on best ‘blast from the past’ behaviour, dolling out the ‘hits’ with godly grace. ‘After All’, ‘Where’s Me Jumper’, ‘Happy Busman’, ‘Stupid Kid’ - the perfect way to warm up for more 90s nonsense.

Personal highlight was Sultans frontman Niall saying, “I’ve got a lot of love in my spleen that I want to share with you tonight.” That and the fact he didn’t strip down to his skinny little torso for a change. No ‘Turnip Fish’ though, sadly.

As for Carter, the only real change from the norm was the lack of Jon Fat Beast introducing them to the normal torrent of abuse (apparently he’d phoned in sick) - but everyone gave the abuse anyway, which was recorded for him to enjoy anon.

I won’t bore you with a list of songs they played; if you care you’ll know what they were and if not, well, why list a bunch of titles you’ve never heard of? They have got some good ones though, for the record: ‘Twenty Four Minutes From Tulse Hill’, ‘Midnight on the Murder Mile’, ‘Bloodsport for All’, ‘Prince in a Pauper’s Grave’.

And it’s on that last song I’ll leave you. Whatever you may think of Carter USM as a band, Jim Bob as a singer, the 90s as a musical decade, Marmite as a toast topping, it’s impossible to get away from the fact that ‘Prince in a Pauper’s Grave’ is a moment of genius.

Musically subtle, but also explosive; lyrically and emotionally perfect; momentously epic and eminently singalongable - it really does have everything. Then add massive blinding light show for added goose bumps. That’s entertainment.

Prince in a Pauper’s Grave

In a bar Johnny drinks
Johnny drinks Johnny Walker
till he runs up a bill he can’t pay
He’s drinking to the memory
of a prince in a pauper’s grave

And it’s go Johnny go
where the bruises don’t show
in the churchyard where the nervous get wrecked
And turn off your wireless
for two minutes silence
Cough up and pay your respects

And go to the park
where vicars and tarts
prey for their tormented souls
By the american graffiti
from Elephant and Castle
in Ford Capri Orange
Volkswagon yellow and gold

Johnny drinks Johnny drinks
Johnny drinks Johnny Walker
cockles his muscles alive alive ‘o
smashes his bottle of unholy water
and it’s go Johnny go, go, go

Back to the churchyard
where day out day in
those original sinners
are religiously praying
And where there was muck
there’s a brass band that’s playing
playing to the memory
of a prince in a pauper’s grave

My top 10 card games, part 2: Top five on my wishlist

It’s been a month since I posted the first half of this top 10, so I thought I’d better get around to finishing it off. Unfortunately it’s an ever evolving subject, but I can say for sure that these great card games are all on my wishlist and are all ones I want to get hold of.

Looking back at my original list of five card games I was going to put here I’ve already bought one of them, while a few of the others may not now make it (I’ll do a little list at the end of other games close to the top). So many great games, so little time.

My top five card game wishlist

5) Tichu (3-6 players): Sitting pretty in the top 50 games of all time over at Board Game Geek, this 1991 game is best recommended for four players. It’s a hand management game with an oriental theme that’s played in partnerships (hence the four player recommendation, for pairs). It’s a trick taking game like Bridge but with a difference, as it’s more important to get rid of your cards than to win the most tricks. Plus it has a plethora of special cards and interesting combos that can have a devastating effect on each round, keeping up the tension (change order, wild card etc). Unfortunately I’ve never played the game, or even seen it played, but the pure amount of love it gets from the gaming community means I definitely want it in my collection – plus, Tichu is less than £10.

4) Haggis (2-3 players): Like Tichu, this is a game that has gotten a lot of love from people whose opinions I respect since its release in 2010. From what I can gather it is a similar game to Tichu, borrowing a lot of the same elements, but with a different theme and taking away the partnerships element. It’s also under £10 and plays in less than an hour.

 

 

 

3) Blood Bowl: Team Manager (2-4 players): I was a big fan of the miniatures game Blood Bowl when I was at school and sixth form college, back in the 80s. I’ve resisted rebuying it since I’ve gotten back into board games, but this new game has certainly got my attention. A hand management game that oozes the Blood Bowl theme (imagine American football, in a fantasy setting, and even more violent), Team Manager sees you drafting cards to add special players (with special abilities) to your roster as you compete with the other teams for glory, and the biggest fan base, by the end of the season. Great components at a good price (about £20) have put this on my list and seeing it played at a recent London On Board meet up pushed it higher up the list again. I’d like to try before I buy, but right now I’m incredibly tempted.

2) Jaipur (2 players): This one appeals as it is specifically designed for two players and is once again very highly regarded. It costs less than £20 and won a good few awards in 2010. Each player will either take or sell cards on their turn, using some interesting mechanisms to make sets of goods, sell those goods and push your luck as you try to beat your opponent. Jaipur has lovely components, nice art and everything I look fro in a card game. However it’s been on my wish list since being released and never quite made the top – it could easily stay the bridesmaid forever, the way the game industry is. So many games are coming out each year, it’s become impossible not to miss out on some you’d know you’d really enjoy.

1) Biblios (2-4 players): I got to play one game of this in November and it has jumped straight to the top of my card game wish list. Don’t worry, it’s not got anything to do with the Bible; its an abstract card game with a pasted on theme that packs in a whole bunch of interesting little quirks into a small box (that will set you back about £20) that plays out in about half an hour. It’s a really tough one to describe in just a few words, but the key mechanism that makes it interesting is this: In the main part of the game players take it in turns to turn over five cards (in a four player game), one of which will go to each player and one will go into an auction pile to be played out later – the twist is that as you turn over each of the five cards, you have to immediately decide where it will go; into a pile for the other players to choose, to you, or in the auction. So if you get a mediocre one first, will you keep it? You may draw all great cards after, or all rubbish ones – this gives it a real game show feel that is normally hard to emulate in a ‘proper’ game. There’s more to Biblios than this, but this is what really makes it sing.

Bonus game) For Sale (3-6 players): I felt I had to include this one, as I’ve actually picked it up since part one of my top 10 games was written and it would’ve sneaked into that top five list on merit. I’ve not got to play it yet (it’s being wrapped up as a Christmas gift), but I’ve sat in on a few games and can’t wait to crack it open. For Sale plays in 20-30 minutes and is incredibly simple; what’s great about it for me is that it’s quick and dirty and plays better with five or six – perfect for our group, which seems to have expanded beyond the four we’d got used to. For your £20 (there’s a cheaper version becoming available with slightly crappier components) you’ll get two different packs of cards (one with buildings, one with cash values) and a stack of bidding coins. The game plays in two distinct sections, where players will be bidding (first with the coins, then with the cards they won in the first round) to win cards that will be your bidding chips after the first round, then your final score after the second. Simple, elegant and fun, this has been a noisy game each time I’ve watched it and seems a great one to end any games night.

Just missing the list: I expect at some point these card games will make it into my collection (especially if I see them at bargain prices) but for now they’re just off the radar. No Thanks! came close, but it seems to fill a similar niche to For Sale so is now bubbling over until I feel I need another title in that area. Lost Cities is a two-player only card game that I’m not sure my girlfriend will like, which is putting me off purchasing it (as it’s really only her I get to play two player with). And finally Eminent Domain, a game described as a mix between three games I’ve already got (all on the previous list – Race for the Galaxy, Glory to Rome and Dominion) so one that I feel I can live without at the moment, as I’m still really enjoying the other three games.